FOUNDRY CAMS: Phoenix is Porn Star Dancing

One of our newer FOUNDRY CAMS girls, Phoenix, sent in this amazing video of herself grinding up on a DEAN guitar (the Dimebag Darrell model, incidentally), wearing a torn-up old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. After toiling for a while, we were presented with "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days (See all Rock Music CDs) (featuring Chad Kroeger, Zakk Wylde, and Ludacris). Needless to say, the two fit perfectly and we have an amazing video. Thanks to Jon once again for the editing.

Don't just stare at it, click it, muchacho.

Once the blood rushes back into your brain from whatever body parts its rushed to, CLICK ON OVER TO FOUNDRYCAMS and chat with Phoenix LIVE on cam

Phoenix also does regular shows on FOUNDRY CAMS
so stay tuned to our FoundryCams Twitter account for those updates:

Finally! Bands and labels! If you want your music featured in a FOUNDRY CAMS video (and trust us, you DO. They go viral very fast...all you have to do is:
Mail me your music
or just send me a link to where I can hear it. Cool? Cool.

Thanks again to MY DARKEST DAYS (See all Rock Music CDs) for giving us this awesome track.
Which, incidentally, you can get online:

Here's one more parting shot of Phoenix in case you need any more incentive:

Update over. clickity-click, fool

Mom is trolling for young bucks, ACCEPT drummer falls & breaks ribs, Blake Lively's boobs are lively, COREY TAYLOR jams with Duff McKagan, Chris Cornell does John Lennon, lotsa new boobies

Your friend's mother USED to look like this in a bikini.../li>

and she's holding up well, but posting personal ads online looking for hook-ups.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your constant nagging for attention. It's getting a tad old, don't you think?)

Despite the big yellow "X" taped to the pole on the stage, ACCEPT guitarist Herman Frank still managed to trip on one of 'em.

...and break four ribs in the process.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon)

Blake Lively's Boobs look...rather... um, Lively

the rest of her fine ass is pretty lively too, in case you were wondering. 

Jessica Drake and Treasure track down some... err, treasure... in each other's pants (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: THOR (Bullz-Eye)

Natalina Marie is so nicely naked it's not even fair (z0d)

Georgia Jones has one sweet peach...and by 'peach' we mean 'hiney'...and by 'hiney'...we mean... oh, you get it. (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that resume of yours isn't padded as well as it should be)

We're sorry that COREY TAYLOR didn't get the gig with VELVET REVOLVER

But he did manage to jam with DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED at the Golden Gods

The one and only CHRIS CORNELL jammed out "Imagine" in Hollywood:

Somewhere in the great beyond, John Lennon is giving a golf clap.

That's enough of that... bring on the booty!.

Busty blonde Hannah Hilton is enjoying a bubble bath:

Of COURSE she's not alone. That's London Keys keeping her company

Blonde half-wit Natalie Nice is in a pool saying...something.

What she's saying isn't as important as the fact that she's saying it TOPLESS.

Sexy young Natalie Nice is our kind of mechanic.

No, not really. She'd probably glue your gas tank shut and pee in the radiator. She looks great naked though.

Large-bosomed Alanah Rae is laying on the couch... in lingerie.

It doesn't stay on for long. Do we really need to explain what happens next? Umm, no.

WHAAAAT? We gave FOUNDRY CAMS a makeover??? What are we, a bunch of gay guys? Wait, don't answer that until you see it.

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, HARDCORE cams, lower prices...which we all love, and a better user experience.
So far, the response has beeen HUGE, so check it out for yourself:

Click it, fool!

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.

CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC. 

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to kin a cat with a spoon. Messy, but it gets the job done.

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
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Mom is washing cars, Miley Cyrus covers NIRVANA, OZZY doesn't remember the 80's, Eva Longoria has a nice hiney, Yurizan Beltran, Austin Taylor

While we wait patiently for the Government to release photos of the now-dead Osama Bin Laden, let's all look at THIS:

So she's doing the car wash thing and posting online personal ads looking for a wealthy guy. Your dad is going to feel a little left out.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

MILEY CYRUS covered NIRVANA's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" ... Live... In Concert.

Next Up, The Apocalypse!!

What, you didn't think we were going to link to a MILEY CYRUS album, did you?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

Eva Longoria has what we'd refer to as a 'nifty hiney'

and by 'nifty hiney' we mean 'nice arse'

and if you like her nice arse there, look at it HERE 

Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Norm MacDonald (Bullz-Eye)

Natalie Nice looks really Nice NAKED... well, almost (z0d)

Naja Irie is a chocolate chipper vixen (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

Once again we have some video of OZZY OSBOURNE. This time, he's watching a video of himself from 1981

He doesn't remember it...at all. Is it really all that shocking that he doesn't?

LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

This, friends, is YURIZAN BELTRAN. She's got a tight bikini that seems to be a little dry.

So what's a girl to do? Well she lubes them up liberally, of course.... duh. Winning!

...and this young lady is Austin Taylor and she's ...*ahem*... auditioning for the Lingerie Bowl.

Then her boyfriend enters the room, and Sha-blam...this happens. Don't blame us. We just oogle hineys.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.

CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC. 

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to kill a mouse with a spatula.

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)

Bin Laden is D E A D, Denise Milani and a Ford GT, More Twitters, More Lindsay Lohan, OZZY in Panama, ZAKK WYLDE on George Lopez, AC/DC in Argentina, New Transformers Trailer

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)

The car isn't hers. The grudge is. Don't piss off your woman or she'll post ads like this...and crash your car.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

Well, it's only TERRIBLE because we haven't seen photos of the corpse yet. Let's go look at the bodies!

Ding Dong, The dick is dead! Which old dick? The bearded dick!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

The first official trailer for TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON is ripe with pissed off Decepticons blowing up cities:

This one might actually be better than the first two. Speaking of which... Sha-boom.

Double dose of TRANSFORMERS. Geek out, whydontcha?

Oh boy! A Whole photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan grabbing her boob!

and we don't mean her father... ooooooh *rimshot*

Rene Perez, Jana Fox, and a whole lotta Lovin' (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's Real Guide for Men: How to stock your Bar (Bullz-Eye)

What You Didn't Know About Dana White (Mens Fitness)

Roxanna Milan, her Blue Panties, and not much else (z0d)

Ash, Tasha, a lot of hair bleach and a lot of nakedness (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

Thet's OZZY OSBOURNE shaking hands with the President of Panama:

God only knows if the two understood one another...Perhaps. Perhaps not. Perhaps they used the universal language of love and jerked each other off. Nah, no lemon party here.

LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

Speaking of OZZY, Mr. ZAKK WYLDE joined George Lopez's band MICHAEL BEARDEN & THE ESE VATOS for a performance of the LENNY KRAVITZ song, "Are you gonna go my Way?"

Very quickly, he made them all look like rank amateurs.

After two years, the guys in AC/DC have a new CD/Blu-Ray Documentary about to be released:

200,000 rabid Argentinians over three shows. Check out all the devil horns in the crowd. What do you think the merchandising take for this show was? Oh man, it had to be at LEAST $200. Err, perhaps more.

ORDER IT. Be cool like us... Or be lame.

OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.

CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC. 

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to deep-fry a bullfrog.

Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

and now, a moment of silence for all of those people who had to sit through Little Fockers.

If you follow us on Twitter, you're getting your weekly #Follow Friday... and that makes everyone feel special, now doesn't it?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right? and YES, we DO follow you. To the post office, to the grocery store, etc...
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we keep in cages...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We know this because she's blogging all about it on a personal ad... Hell hath no fury, dude.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Paul Stanley from KISS was born deaf in one ear (who knew?):

That might explain some of the more lackluster KISS songs... *cough* 'Music from The Elder' *cough*.

The band is currently in the studio recording the follow-up to Sonic Boom.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

The second trailer for Jon Favreau's COWBOYS & ALIENS is online:

We get a lot more aliens, a lot more Harrison Ford, and a lot more of Daniel Craig and his wrist-shooting-ka-blooey mechanism. Yeah, real technical.

OOh, it's a book too? Wait, what's a book?

Do amazing special effects make a movie great?

You bet your babboon ass they do. Such is the case with RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES.

Help me, Doctor Zaius!

Kim Kardashian is ALL ass, and if you can't deal with that... well... you probably just lost interest in this link:

Wait a minute, is she all strapped in to one of those fat-woman-support suits? Methinks she IS!

Kim, please make this movie again...

Nikki Kane, Renee Perez, and a whole lotta love... not the LED ZEPPELIN kind either (FreakShow Planet)

Classic Drinks Every Guy Should Know How to Make (Bullz-Eye)

Aneta is the kind of blond who should just avoid clothing at all costs (z0d)

Check out the abs on Adrianna Meehan...uhh, once you're done looking at her boobies (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Judging from how well Gene Simmons plays an attorney in EXTRACT, you have to wonder how many he's got on retainer

Our guess is fifteen. Then again, it could be a lot more than that. You know, because... the more lawyers, the better... right?

Check out the movie. It's better than 90% of the drivel being passed around Hollywood.

The guys in KORN teamed up with Los Angeles DJ Skrillex (um, who?) to make this song called 'Get Up'

We can't say it ain't catchy. Makes us want to kick puppies, actually. That's usually the mark of a good song. It's supposed to show up on a KORN E.P. sometime soon.

This is the band's latest album... see, we link to it 'cuz it's relevant... see? eh?

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

A game of croquet is generally about as thrilling as whale excrement, but watching Madison Ivy bang a few balls around makes it a bit more appealing to watch

Oh please, watching Madison Ivy tie her shoes would be entertaining enough.

Who the heck is Hayden Winters, you ask?

Uhh, it's this chick right here in the lace lingerie. Any more idiot questions?

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:

Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right?  (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

HUGE update for people looking to waste a PILE of time: Trick Or Treat Trailer, OZZY on Sobriety, Carmen's Cans, Zakk Wylde on American Idol, Lemmy on stage with SLASH

and now for a close-up of the late Lon Chaney's testicles...you know you want to see it.

Yo mang! Whassup! This be some coo' shizz, yo
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right? and YES, we DO follow you. To the post office, to the grocery store, etc...
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we keep in cages...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

How do we know this? we found it in her personal ad... Hell hath no fury, dude.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

Here are some prophetic words of wisdom from a once non-sober OZZY OSBOURNE:

Yes, it does indeed S U C K. Unless you think getting out of bed to make poo is gross.

Amazing documentary. Highly reccommended. Yes, by US. Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

and now, the movie that proved that playing your records backwards was ALWAYS a bad idea - TRICK OR TREAT

You know Skippy from FAMILY TIES was in this, right? Oh yeah, Gene Simmons and OZZY OSBOURNE too.

Yes, playing your records backwards raises dead rock stars from the dead. God, do we have to explain it all?.

Jennifer Lawrence ... is umm... not related to Martin Lawrence or Joey Lawrence:

In fact, we have no F-ing idea who she is. So there.

Nevaeh. Raina Lee. Touching Tongues. That is all. Resume clicking (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Volvo S60 T6 AWD Car Review (Bullz-Eye)

5 More Rom-Com Sequels We'd Like to See (After When Harry Met Sally 2) (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

lisa Niels is wearing pants that don't fit. Thankfully she doesn't keep them on for long (z0d)

Sandee Westgate has brown hair and a big-ass tattoo on her ribs. When did this shit happen? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Anyone see a little show called American Idol last night?

You should check it out. See, it's like a talent show / karaoke contest. There's celebrity judges... oh yeah, and ZAKK F*CKING WYLDE.

Zakk has a little band thing he does on the side...sha-boom.

The fact that Johnny Solinger from SKID ROW can cook is fairly... uhhh, meh.

The fact that he can chug a bottle of tequila near a hot stove and open flame? NOw THAT folks, is entertainment!

See, Johnny is the guy who came into the band after they re-formed...he's not Sebastian Bach, but that has more to do with D.N.A., you know?

Yes, that's Lemmy from MOTORHEAD and his prune-sized liver on stage with SLASH in Argentina.

Does the ol' Lem even HAVE a liver anymore? Sucker drinks an awful lot of Jack Daniels, yaknowwhatImean, mang?

If you haven't seen the Lemmy movie yet, then ... well, you're just a doo-doo brain. Yup. I said it. Doo-Doo brain.

We just thought this was some cool video, so we put it up.

Well, that and we thought a testicle-angle video of Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR was good enough to post.

Someone asked me if I had the new STONE SOUR disc the other day. I yelled "Yes!"...and then slapped him with a fresh haddock.

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

What is it with girls like Danni Kaliforniaand these enormous bottles of baby oil?

Is their skin that scaly? It certainly must be, because they use an awful lot of it.

our girl Carmen who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos... made um...this:

You can catch Carmen each and every night LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS! ...aaaaaand roll credits.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS, we felt it needed a facelift, so we made a whole nifty new page at over here now...

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:

Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right?  (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:

and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:

Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right?  (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

First off, let's get this weekend started right, shall we? You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Madam, if you're going to post photos like this on Facebook and Twitter... you might as well have a candy dish filled with condoms at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

It's not so 'terrible' as it is shocking, really. The SCORPIONS performed at Gorbachev's 80th birthday in London:

Who the hell knew Gorbachev was still alive? Anyone? Anyone?

Don't know SCORPIONS? Click that.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Haha...Courtney Cox's MILF boob popped out of her bikini

Eh, Boobs happen. Shit happens too...as long as shit AND boobs don't happen, we're all cool

Veronica Zemanova & Angel Cassidy shouldn't be allowed in the same room, because LOOK what happens, mang! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Holly Sampson shouldn't be allowed out of the house; NOTHING would ever get done (z0d)

Rachel and her Friend Nikki are having a fun time playing the you-lick-me, now I-lick-you game (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

Helloooo Tacoma! Imma gonna play drums upside down!!!:

...back when playing drums upside down was still cool.

Best. Book. EVER. Must Read. Now!

On the more recent end of the spectrum, we have Nuno from EXTREME playing "Flight of the Wounded Bumlebee" in Boston:

That's one seriously wounded bumblebee, mang.
Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

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Taylor Vixen enjoys being a cowgirl. She can ride horses, milk cows

and masturbate as often as she wants!.

Eva Angelina can't stop running her mouth about how much she LOOOVES sex

and to be honest, if she wasn't so smoking hot...we'd be nailing her mouth shut.

What does sexy Czech babe Kathy Lee have to do with peace on earth and good will toward men?

NOTHING...but if we can keep people staring long enough, we might be able to accompllish just that.

Beautiful busty Ava Adams has been making adult movies longer than we've been alive
Thta's actually not true at all. Well, it might be depending on how long you've been alive.

...and that, friends... is the way to give your buddy a migraine with a shovel.

Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.

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What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

MILF upskirt, Police vs Young Lady, Captain America video game, Who cares about Vanessa Hudgens, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, and the most boring morning show ever, Stryper does KIS, Lupe Fuentes does roses

and then posting them on her Ashley Madison profile... We may consider taking her out for a malted... on her back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

A police officer gently lets a young lady knows who is in charge:

TRANSLATION: He Maces the bitch and throws her to the ground. Why does everyone seem to think they can stand up to armed police officers?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We know it's about six months old, but the trailer for CAPTAIN AMERICA: SUPER SOLDIER has us SO pysched

Come on, who ISN'T excited about this movie? Anyone? Anyone?

I don't care who this is.

She's Vanessa Hudgens, and unless you were one of the lucky few who saw her NUDE PHOTOS, you shouldn't care either. (Drunken Stepfather)

Janet and Melany are naked, drunk and trying to re-enact some album cover (FreakShow Planet)

Barry Bonds' perjury trial begins, but does anyone even care anymore? (Scores Report)

Mariah and Rachel are feeling each other up..as they SHOULD BE. It's a law. We think. (z0d)

Li'l Lupe Fuentes is covered in Roses...that is until her boyfriend Evan gets a hold of her and drills her into next Sunday (ha! didn't think we knew, did ya) (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Nikki Sixx and Bret Michaels were on Good Things Utah the other day promoting their summer tour

Being interviewed by the 'Milquetoast sisters' isn't all that bad... is it?

Both band's have relatively new albums out too:

...and STRYPER, straight off their WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BIBLES! tour (kidding):

Did a halfway decent job of covering KISS the other night in Nashville. Yes, Nashville. Enough with the cowboy references. Every band in the world is down there.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

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Where else but in the U.S. can Alanah Rae get an oily rubdown by a (supposed) masseusse and NOT call the authorities

We'll tell you were, chester...HERE. In the bestest country on earth...Granted that pervert has a police scanner and a good set of running shoes on.

Arianna Sinn is a gal with 34G-sized hooters. Do you know what those were made for?

Playing with. That's what. Thankfully, that's what this non-english speaker is all-too-familiar with.

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.